What secular blessing did you say over the candles?

[blackmad]

My dad, being kind of an ass, again, running theme here, would always chant "oh canada, don't let the house burn down" to the point where I have zero idea what the actual appropriate incantation was.

[dustinfreeman]

I saw in a commercial for the candles once a comedian saying “I’m baaack” but like in a high-pitched voice, pretending he was the voice of the item being revealed. In the commercial, it was a trading card.